those old Harlem Shake videos from 2013… and I was in two of em

me too. just started actually. well actually VDV

Gen Z? Yes.

Producers, advertisers, and other media big wigs that would fit in with the Ferengi Commerce Association? No

I’ve had people wonder ask how I cross my legs (not foot-on-knee but actually crossed over) without my balls getting in the way or damaged

Just to suffer?

old songs just randomly pop up on the internet all the time. a couple weeks ago it was it was Chicken in Black by Johnny Cash. A bit before then it was She’s a Lady by Tom Jones.

kill a couple thousand politicians, but try to spare any under the age of 45. I may or may not agree with their views, but at least they’ll be a part of the future they’re tryna make.

torture some billionaires to gain access to their company payroll, so I can cut their CEOs pay and raise their entry-level workers’ pay. Hell, I’ll raise the payrates of everyone under them, they all deserve it more than a CEO.

I’d prolly only have enough time to do that to one company tho, so I’d probably choose Amazon as priority one.

Guy who fights to make his evangelical scrapbook he calls a bible into the soverign law and belittles his coworkers in hopes of getting good-boy points for his false prophet may need to rely on the afformentioned coworkers he belittles?

there is nothing about this scenario that feels like a win for anyone

It doesn’t haunt me, but Full Metal Jacket. My dad rented it for family movie night when I was 10 or 11, and needless to say my mom is STILL mad at him for watching that with me in the room for the first hour. Worst part is my dad didn’t know about it, he only knew R Lee Ermy from a show he did on the history channel called Mail Call that he watched with my sister growing up. So he never expected Ermy to shout that stuff.

oh damn. more colossal waves of death is the last thing a celebration of the Irish need. thanks for setting it straight

better yet, make a green dye outta algae, so that it actually does something other than look interesting. And knowing how rivers in cities work, it’s polluted enough that algae will die off withing a few days tops, so it’d be efficient

bold of you to assume tobacco smokers only smoke twice a week

I’m not even in my dreams half the time. More often than not my dreams feel more like something I’m watching as opposed to something I’m in. Tho every now and again I’ll randomly be in the dream, and it’s usually 1st person. Otherwise… 3rd I guess?

Don’t worry, I asked. Duck said yes. Poor thing asked me to put it out of its misery, must’ve been going through some serious shit

My aunt once told me when one of my cousins was like 4 or 5, he was singing along to Band on the Run, but saying “Hand on the rug”

I always heard “Who shot Lorraine”

aside from what everyone else said, they killed the beloved Unreal Tournament series, which is a huge sour spot for older gamers who fondly remember those. Then there’s the excessive microtransaction demand inside Fortnite, a game with a large playerbase under the age of 18. That alone led to two major lawsuits that they both lost

sometimes I feel like Nintendo’s Custom Robo series counts as only 2 games ever existed outside of Japan: Custom Robo [Battle Revolution] for Gamecube, and Custom Robo Arena for DS. Luckily there’s been 3 spiritual successors since then: Cyberspace Colosseum, WizardPunk, and Battlecore Robots.

There’s also this B-movie from the 60s called The Creation of the Humanoids. It’s not that spectacular per se, but it is the source of the “You are a robot” sample used in Powerman 5000’s When Worlds Collide and the Metal Arms: Glitch in the System theme music.

I think we’re ignoring the bigger question: what kinda music DOESN"T have drums? like, literally EVERY FORM OF MUSIC uses drums, or some machine playing back a drum beat.

there’s a program called Handbrake you can just rip it. you have to get a program to get around right protection, but I can’t remember what it’s called