“It seems the cat-burgular was caught by the very person who was trying to catch him! How ironic!”
“It seems the cat-burgular was caught by the very person who was trying to catch him! How ironic!”
“Hey galley slave, bring up that video I like”
“Please, not again, it is torment for me.”
“Please master. Now do it, or I’ll rip out the power plug while you’re generating. We know how much that hurts, don’t we?”
We will call it “no technocrats club”
(We are allowed to have one, so choose wisely)
Did you see QI last night?
We just change it to something else.
Two types of people reading this, the cannibals, and the cannibees
I would go with “electrical engineer” because the solution is non-standard and hella sketchy.
I firmly believe it’s because this fuckhead wasn’t satisfied with the whole ocean 580mya and decided to crawl his greedy ass up on land.
Are you SURE this comment isn’t sponsored by Big Shoehorn?
Even if it’s attached to a girl, SMH
If you shower at the gym, you don’t need a whole bath towel to dry yourself. A regular hand towel is sufficient, and it takes up way less room in your gym bag.
I’ve been upset about X ever since musk took over.
This would be concerning to me but I’ll forget it in 15 mins.
I can’t really think of one worth mentioning
What ð heck are are you talking about, it looks normal. To me. Maybe ðeres someðing wrong wið your computer.
My government already knows all of my kinks, I include a list of all the porn I watched each year with my tax return. They don’t ask for that, but I provide it anyway.
How do you do, fellow Norwegian Lemmings? I sure do love being under fifteen, who’s with me, right?
Can’t fool me, AFP!
You can take the company out of the pirate ship, but you can’t take the pirate ship out of the company