AceCephalon

Ah yes, one of the neat advantages of being ace, easily being able to ignore people claiming to know you’ve watched anything sexual. Either because you never have, or because it’d have to be incredibly specific to ever be right, depending on how being Asexual affects you.

Citrine red text flashbacks

Laughs electronically

I’m honestly surprised I’ve not seen anyone make that connection for a joke, thanks dyslexia, it’s pretty funny.

Totally not completely cursed, and those example sentences absolutely didn’t make me regret being literate.