Never insult an Egyptian god

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

IninewCrow@lemmy.ca · 5 months ago

Anubis places my heart on the scale … it breaks the scale, rolls off the table, lands on and breaks Anubis’s foot

Anubis: … EXTRA HELL IT IS!!!

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · edit-2 5 months ago

He can’t punish you just because ~~thats~~ of how you roll

XTL@sopuli.xyz · edit-2 5 months ago

Anubis: hold my hekt

Gork@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

You can’t spell Anubis without anus.

kazren@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Anubis puts the bi in anus

don@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

Well, I was born an original sinner

I was born from original sin

And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I’ve done

There’d be a mountain of money piled up to my chin, hey!

nifty@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Or first furry made Anubis