Why are there so many mirrors??
So the other club members can check to make sure you’re actually a vampire and not just some goth.
Fucking hell hahahahahahahahaha
What if you need to change lanes?
Imagine looking at your dick peeing from like 6 different angles.
Maybe OP really likes looking at their own dick.
Or six different hidden cameras focused on the mirrors. Maybe OP really likes looking at other people’s dicks.
Why are there mirrors at all?
WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?
I DEMAND PEE
Good for shaving.
Still ends up missing the urinal
It should go dark and play ominous music when you pee
Cocaine
For bank shots.
For the cameras of course. It’d be too obvious to have a camera directly over the urinal, but a couple zoom cameras sneakily placed behind you focused on the mirrors and there’s multiple close angle shots of your business.
Mirrors are useful so no one can sneak up behind you.
The teeth should stand out better!
